Yup.
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Baggy Spandex
http://elasticback.blogspot.com/
Staten Island April 2013
Jude’s Birthday
Here are a few photos that I shot at Jude’s birthday at Odessa a couple weeks ago.
Images from “Silver Springs: The underwater photography of Buce Mozert” by Gary Monroe
I want to be there back then.
I found this script on my computer. I think I wrote it in college.
- (ROGER and AMANDA walk down a city street at night. They are tipsy.)
- ROGER: You're saying that in the entire city of Long Island--
- AMANDA: Long Island isn't a city.
- ROGER: Fine, Long Island City, whatever--
- AMANDA: That also isn't a city.
- ROGER: Whatever, my point is--
- AMANDA: What is your point?
- ROGER: I'm TELLING you my point; my point is--
- AMANDA: What's your point already?
- ROGER: I'm telling you!
- AMANDA: You're pretty worked up.
- ROGER: Yeah, I'm worked up.
- AMANDA: Do you want to kiss me?
- ROGER: Are you kidding me? I want to kiss you on the face.
- AMANDA: Then why don't you?
- (ROGER hesitates.)
- AMANDA: What are you so afraid of?
- ROGER: What am I so afraid of? Wow. Um. Looking stupid. Rejection. Dying alone. Global warming. Not living up to my potential. Gradually losing all my friends. Gradually losing all my hair. Having kids who don't love me as much as I love them. My parents getting old. The dentist. Sharks. Settling for a job I don't like. Settling for a wife I don't love. The future in science fiction movies. The future in real life. Anything by Stephen King. Being forgotten after I'm dead. Being forgotten while I'm still alive. Pterodactyl attacks. The government. Fear itself. Spiders. Peaking too early, or too late, or not at all. Never meeting my own impossible standards. Disappointing everyone who loves me. No matter what minor successes I accumulate in my short life, it won't make any difference in the long haul when our entire planet is eaten up by the sun.
- AMANDA: Oh. Well, you don't have to be afraid of any of those things.
- ROGER: No?
- AMANDA: No.
- ROGER: Oh.
- (ROGER leans in to kiss AMANDA. He is attacked by a PTERODACTYL.)
Bout it.
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Mashup of the Day: Business-Themed Stock Footage + Iggy Azalea’s “Boss Lady”
Check out this baller music video made entirely of office and business-themed stock video footage. Video by Evan Roth and music by Iggy Azalea.
Stock video is so creepy. This is perfect. Though Iggy’s videos are so much better when she is in them, of course.
haha
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This is my good friend Mike Tuten from Tallahassee, FL. I’ve known him for almost half my life and he has done all of my tattoos over the last 10 years. Anyway, here are some of my favorite ones that he has done (that I could find photos of, that is). The Wolfman vs. Dracula tattoo is the only one on me, the rest are other people.
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Adam Hribar’s part from “Memory Gun”
I’ve never heard of this dude, nor do I know where he is from, but this part is pretty epic. He does some pretty gnarly stuff super casually, haha.
Eby Gharfarian
Front Smith Pop Out
Queens, NY
2012
Podcast: The Olympic Games Episode
The crew is back and it’s all about the Olympic Games. We talk water sports, fencing, Asian hair and the Swedish House Mafia. We also get into a bit of skateboarding with homie Eby Ghafarian of Naysayer Skateboards. Go Team!
